Ah, smut. The word gets bandied about regularly within the GWTW universe. As you can probably tell from the last, um, two days, we cover very serious and hard-hitting matters here. And today we're bringing you the definitive answer to a gnawing question: who is, in fact, the smuttiest character in canon? The answer may surprise you. It's waiting for you on the other side of the jump.
"Here and there her eyes gladly picked out a familiar store which had partly survived shell and fire and had been repaired, the fresh red of new brick glaring bright against the smut of the old walls."-Gone with the Wind, Chapter XXXIII
So with her only competition for the crown being "old walls," we can safely and resolutely declare Melanie--the embodiment of the grace of the old South, a lady par excellence--to also be the smuttiest character in canon.